Now I'm not going to bore you with a bunch of details about the history of Daylight Savings Time or why we do it or why we shouldn't do it, or stuff like that. I'm just going to get along with the Thoughts and then call it a day. I need to get to studying math. Got a test coming up that I need to do well on if I'm going to get into Math 1010 this spring. And I'm no good at math, so... gotta study.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. - Victor Borge
I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen. As an admirer of moonlight I resent the bossy insistence of those who want to reduce my time for enjoying it. At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves. – Robertson Davies
My favorite holiday is Daylight Savings Time when we get an extra hour of sleep.
I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen. As an admirer of moonlight I resent the bossy insistence of those who want to reduce my time for enjoying it. At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy and wise in spite of themselves. – Robertson Davies
My favorite holiday is Daylight Savings Time when we get an extra hour of sleep.
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