Anyway, hope yall had a good Labor Day 2012.
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
A real woman can do it all herself, but a real man won't let her. - Author Unknown
Our egos tells us we’re the only ones that have any kind of feelings. We’re the only ones with a relationship. We’re the only ones with family. You know, I think that if you kill a spider, there is a relationship that you’re ruining. There’s a conversation going on outside with the other spiders. ‘Did you hear about Chris?….Killed yeah….Sneaker. And now Stephanie has nine hundred babies to raise all alone. Well, she’s got her legs full I’ll tell you that right now. Chris was so kind, wouldn’t hurt a fly. It’s just been tough for them lately. They just lost their web last week. Those humans think they’re so smart. Let them try shooting silk out of their butt and see what they can make. - Ellen DeGeneres
The parting comment:
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Totally unrelated to the rest of my post, but I thought it was interesting nevertheless. To me, the funniest part is that they didn't put any figures in there for - for any given year - as to how many people spill their morning coffee on themselves and get a go to a doctor from the nasty scald received. Yowwwch!!!!! Hmmm... Now I want to read a book on the history of caffeine. So many interesting subjects, so little time.
Caffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeine!
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